In pursuit of the absolute freshness required of organic products,  

totally nude girl™ is now only filling custom special orders.



This is our LAST SALE to the general public -- EVER.

Let that sink in.


60% off!   Enter code: SELLOUT14 at checkout.

We have limited stock left of 

Aprez Brazil Muff Buff™ for women & 

Beard Buff™ for men


If you are a diehard fan, stock up today

& store for up to a year in your refrigerator.  

Offer applies ONLY to Muff Buff & Beard Buff purchases.

All other TNG products are completely sold out. 


Oh, you can still grab a t-shirt while supplies last! :)  


We will update our site with new company developments so please subscribe!


Thank you for your past patronage of TNG PRODUCTS LLC.

It has been a fun ride :)





We have the product for you!

Whether you are a woman treating your bikini area

or a man who just wants a clean shave, 

we have your organic SAFE remedy!



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